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Polynesian Paralysis

May 10th, 2008

It’s a good idea for visitors to Maui to buy matching Hawaiian aloha shirts.

If you get Polynesian Paralysis, you will be able to find the person you came with when you get ready to go home.

Blackie Gadarian – “Maui Blackie”

 

blackie-in-golf-cart

Customer's Communicate

The Red, White & Blue Flies Hawaiian Style

May 7th, 2008

Thanks a bunch for your special effort. The shirts look great, glad I waited for the right style and size.classic-hibiscus-small   My granddaughters are going to ride with their     grandpa  in a 1963 chevy corvair convertible, white with turquoise interior, this Saturday at our county’s rodeo weekend parade.

  (grandpa is the retired sheriff).   They wanted to wear Hawaiian shirts  in red, white and blue.  (Classic Hibiscus)  These are perfect.  We’ll order again, and I promise I won’t be so uptight about the delivery next time.  

 

Mahalo mucho!

J rogers

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Life in Hawaii Before Us – Full Circle / Unexpurgated Edition

April 10th, 2008

There were no missionaries, no whalers, no steamships, no hotels, no sugarcane and no pineapples.   

Hawaiians had nothing to do but fight with each other’s tribe, eat fish, poi, taro and each other.    The King kept his people occupied with various chores, such as making canoes, grass huts and Tiki Gods from logs using primitive tools such as a seashells and stones.    All of this kept them occupied until we got here.   Read more…

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Manic Mickey Reports

April 6th, 2008

Well, it’s time again for me to vent some frustrations and observations.
 

Every week I receive and log in about a dozen return boxes. That is not bad considering I’m shipping upwards to 300 boxes per week. MauiShirts.com is shipping about 2,000 shirts and dresses to happy customers around the world every month. Nine to ten of these dozen return shipments are for exchanges of size. Very few returns are for refund. It really amazes me why people do not use the size charts.  A great deal of time is put into creating and maintaining the size charts. I listen to customer’s comments and revise them as necessary. The size charts are there on all pages of 99% of all listings. They are accurate. They are measurements of the different garments, not of your body. They have no relationship to any other manufacturer. They work and are a great help if only people would use them.What I keep seeing is that people simply do not take the time to read the information that I have provided for them. No other web site places the contact information and the seller’s policies on the top of every single page of the web site. No other web site offers links for shipment tracking on the bottom area of all pages as well as from the confirmation email when you place your order.
 

The movement and status of your order can be determined quickly, all of the time.  There is a toll free telephone number on the bottom of all pages. Customer feedback from all Yahoo buyers is on the top left of all pages. The information you need to make an intelligent and informed purchase is totally accessible from anywhere on the web site. I can’t make it any easier. I can not be more honest or more upfront. The web site is approaching 3,000 pages now. I guess it’s a good thing that customer’s are placing their orders without reading the information about shipping, returns, exchanges, etc. They buy blind; at least from MauiShirts.com. They have faith and simply place their order with confidence. But, believe me, if people would simply take a few minutes to read the information about sizing, shipping, returns and exchanges they would be much happier and I would receive less exchange orders and fewer emails asking how to exchange. I would receive fewer phone calls about the information that could not be more accessible. MauiShirts.com offers more of a selection children’s, men’s and women’s Hawaiian Aloha wear than any other web site that I can find. MauiShirts.com offers more white shirts, dresses and children’s clothes than anyone, anywhere on the planet. All prices, by comparison, apples to apples, are some of the lowest on the planet.
 

On another note; I giggle out loud when I read comments in the Special Instructions box like the following. “Please rush, I need this shirt quickly”. “This dress is for a wedding, please send quickly.” And, a dozen other comments about how fast they need their order.  Few of these notes tell me anything specific as to exactly when they need the order in their hands. Also, I’ve come to discover, from many phone calls to customers, that 99% of the time they never tell the truth when they really need the order in their hands. Let it be known, that is stated on the Shipping and General Information page. MauiShirts.com will ship out your order the same day it is received if at all possible. MauiShirts.com is passionate about shipping quickly. We never sit on an order. We never put off today what we can do tomorrow.
 

Or, this one makes me laugh out loud. A few people, each month, select Priority or Standard Federal Express “Overnight” shipment options when they live somewhere on the Mainland in the Mid-West or on the east coast, Florida, New Jersey or Maine.  The information about Federal Express shipping is in clear and easy to understand language. These services do not exist to these areas from Maui. By selecting these impossible options does not get your order shipped any faster. ALL orders are treated as a RUSH! Finally, there are now almost 400 different prints offered in over a dozen styles. It should be common knowledge, if you think about it for a moment, that it is simply impossible to keep every single item in stock in every color, size and style all of the time. MauiShirts.com can not do it. The manufacturing factory in Honolulu can not do it. The policy is simple. MauiShirts.com NEVER places a substitute item in your shipment. If you do not pick some alternate colors or prints by using the “Special Instructions” box on the bottom left of your order form, your partial order will be shipped.  As always, a refund will be issued at the time of shipment for any item not included into your shipment box.
 

Many Mahalos for shopping with MauiShirts.com
Manic Mickey  

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United Kingdom goes for the Sharks !

April 6th, 2008
Dear Mr Steinborn,
I have just received our order from your company. It arrived far quicker than I expected and the shirts, dress and my son’s shark shirt are superb, (he is one delighted, shark-crazy 6 year old.
Please pass on my thanks to everyone at Mauishirts for such great products and service. Not only will I be ordering from you again in the future, I will also be recommending you to my friends and fellow lovers of Hawaiian shirts here in the UK.
Until my next order.
Warm regards,
Ivan Rukaber

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Satisfied Customer

March 18th, 2008

Mr. Steinborn, Normally I don’t comment about internet purchases as I expect them to be satisfactory, however, I am compelled to write you to express my pleasure with my recent purchase. The quality of your shirts exceeds my expectations and the lightning-quick delivery is exemplary. Your internet retail operation is first rate in every way. 

I will gladly continue purchasing your fine shirts and recommend your company to all of my friends who, no doubt, will want to know where to get these great shirts. Thank you for the excellent products and equally excellent service. Your staff is to be commended. 

Sincerely, James Stover 

Jay Stover 

Fazio Marketing, Inc.

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Hurricane Wedding White Sun Dress

March 3rd, 2008

Aloha from Maui,

 

When the Hurricane print Sun Dress fits, it is a wonderful thing. Here is one customer’s sweet comment:

 

Thank you for all your help.  The dress arrived and it will be perfect for my wedding reception. 
Mahalo!
Abby Monnin

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Big Breasts and the over-sized Blouse

March 2nd, 2008

Greetings fellow blog readers,

 

Every now and then, rare as it is, someone is unhappy with their purchase. I found this commentary from one unhappy person this day amongst the latest Yahoo customer ratings. No other web site posts their customer’s comments on the top area of all pages of their web site. MauiShirts.com has grown to be one of the largest resellers of family aloha wear on the planet because they listen to customer’s concerns and comments. Albeit, but this one is a little off key. Please read on. My comments are italicized and within parenthesis.

 

I rated overall as a 1 for this reason. (Sour grapes.) Tops run big and to return them would be a hassle & more than I bought them for. (Well, I suspect this person purchased a $ 15.52 rayon pull-over blouse. This style blouse is noted for fitting two sizes, hence, Small/Medium, Large/X-Large. There is a size chart on this style page as on all pages of every listing and every style. The tops do not run big or small. Their measurements are there on every, single page. I suspect this person’s is, and knows she is, a difficult fit. The cost to ship something back is between $ 3.00 and $ 5.00 via the U.S. Post Office with First Class or Priority Mail.)

 

Per the web site you just cant return them if they don’t fit. (This is just pure poop. You have six (6) months to return anything for exchange. And, you can exchange for ANY item. Who does this? No store on the mainland offers six months exchange privilages. Come on, give me a break here.) Must email them, or call, to get approval to send back at your expense. (Well, this simply makes common sense to anyone with half a brain. You can’t just arbitrarily send something back without notice to any merchant. You are, in fact, asked not to call. After all, we are on Maui. We are two to six hours earlier than you. Why call? It is simply unnecessary to call. You are asked to send an email. This information is in big red letters on a full size sheet of paper placed into everyone’s shipment box. It is a full size, thick, glossy sheet that explains how to make exchanges and send things back. You can’t miss it. There is a link on the top of all 2,500 pages of the web site telling you, explaining to you, in simple easy to understand language, how to do this. It is not complicated at all. And, of course, you must pay shipping charges. No merchant pays shipping charges for returns unless the merchant has made an error. Mauishirts pays all shipping charges, coming and going, when they make a mistake by sending the incorrect size, color or print.)

 

If the items are not folded correctly, a re-stocking fee etc. will cost you extra on top of shipping item back. (This is again just silly. You don’t have to fold anything ‘correctly’. Simply fold the shirt or dress flat as best you can. Of course, if you crumple up your shirt or dress like an old worn out T-Shirt or yesterday’s rumpled newspaper and shove it into an envelope or box and send it back that way, you will be charged a steaming fee; $ 7.50. It is not a “re-stocking” fee. It is a handling, re-listing and re-stocking fee. This also makes common sense. These garments are made by hand, in Honolulu, in very limited quantities. Unlike third world nations and China where they manufacture garments by the tens of thousands. These garments are made in very small quantities. For instance. A Paradise Found, rayon Sun Dress of a specific print would be initially sewn as follows; 3 in X-Small, 5 in Small, 10 in Medium & Large and 4 in X-Large. That’s it. Sometimes less, sometimes more, but never in the hundreds or thousands! Consider this. You read that there is one listed in stock in the “Available Selections” drop-down menu. You buy this single item without reading or taking note of the measurements in the size chart. Now, you received the shirt or dress. It does not fit. Your purchase took away the ability from someone else to make the same purchase who used the size chart. The item was taken down from the selections page when you made your purchase. It now has to be re-stocked, re-listed and re-inventoried. It might have been ordered to be made again. Now there might be two in stock instead of one. )

 

The tops I did order are beautiful, but too large. (Wow. A nice word.) They will however make great summer pajamas aka night shirts. I have over 43 inch bust thanks to my mothers genes. (Ahh, the truth..a hard to fit woman. And, not a bad idea, using a big blouse for PJs). Based on the fit, (I wonder why she did not read the size chart measurements of the garment?) I bought an X-large – like every store here in the mainland. (Stores on the mainland, for the most part, sell garments made in Thailand, China and other foreign countries. No two manufactures can agree on size measurements. That is a fact. And, you can try them on before you make a purchase). They state garment size is not your body size so I ordered my normal X-large thinking they would fit or be slightly tight in the bust area. Wrong!!! (Well, yes, that is wrong. Had you understood the words, “the measurements are not of your body, but measurements of the garment” you would have probably not made the purchase in the first place or looked to a Queen size item.) I would have to gain 75 pounds and 4 to 8 inches on my bust. I would have to order a SMALL come on! (This is just a nonsensical comment. It makes no sense at all. But, I’m confused here. Is she big or is she small?). I am NO small with my bust size. (That’s for sure!).They will however make great summer pajamas aka night shirts. I have over 43 inch bust thanks to my mothers genes. . Based on the fit, I bought an X-large – like every store here in the mainland. . They state garment size is not your body size so I ordered my normal X-large thinking they would fit or be slightly tight in the bust area. Wrong!!! I would have to gain 75 pounds and 4 to 8 inches on my bust. I would have to order a SMALL come on! . I am NO small with my bust size. . 

Tops , fabrics , colors are great. (Wow, another kind word. This should have rated me, at least a two and not a lowly one). The measurements for you to order the correct size are way oversized. Buy 1 to 2 sizes smaller. (More nonsense. People, please use the size charts. Read the information. The size charts are accurate. If you are still confused, or need further help, please don’t hesitate to call for further size information. Call the toll free number and an assistant will measure any garment for you, so you can make a correct decision before you make your purchase).  

 

Manic Mickey (scratching his head, again)

 

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An International Customer has nice things to say…

February 16th, 2008
Thanks Mickey for Classic Chevy sarong dress. I am very happy with it. A great job!
I will be placing some further orders with you shortly.
kind regards from the U.K.
Michelle Brownlow

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Hawaiian Theme Birthday Party

February 15th, 2008
Thank you so much for your assistance in the ordering.
 I received our clothing yesterday and everything fits
great!  Also, thanks again for shipping it so quickly
to us.  We are getting ready for a Hawaiian theme
birthday party.  Thanks again for your great customer
service.
Sincerely
Tiffany Gann

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