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A tale of a White Orchid Dress

September 11th, 2008

white-orchid

Rating: Excellent

Price Rating:Excellent

Shipping Options Rating:Excellent

Delivery Rating:Excellent

Ease of Purchase Rating:Excellent

Customer Service Rating:Excellent

When this merchant could not get the exact item I ordered, they telephoned me to ask if I wanted another item, which was available.  I opted to take a similar item and it was delivered along with the other item I had ordered, thus saving in shipping charges.  I really appreciated getting a phone call from them and their representative was friendly and pleasant to deal with.

Irma O / Azusa, CA

Customer's Communicate

This customer is “For” the birds

September 11th, 2008

birds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rating: Excellent

Price Rating:Excellent

Shipping Options Rating:Excellent

Delivery Rating:Excellent

Ease of Purchase Rating:Excellent

Customer Service Rating:Excellent

A superb web shopping experience. Delivery time could only be exceeded if I made the trip myself (commendable considering the distance). Quality is unquestionable. Prices were better as season waned and additional sales promotions were offered, but then sizes become limited. A hearty thumbs up.  George M / Newport, NC

Customer's Communicate

Great Britain Customer comes back for more again

September 11th, 2008

auto santa

Rating: Excellent

Price Rating:Excellent

Shipping Options Rating:Excellent

Delivery Rating:Excellent

Ease of Purchase Rating:Excellent

Customer Service Rating:Excellent

 

All in all  a very professional service again, I have used this company many times and as of now still don’t have any problems with their excellent service, which even allows you to track your order.

Thank you hope to be in contact again soon

Tony W / Southampton, United Kingdom

Customer's Communicate

Another happy beginning…

September 7th, 2008

sarong I wanted to thank you for taking such good care of my order (and timely returns for those that were the wrong size)!  The wedding was awesome – and we looked great – thanks to you and your great service!  When my friends ask where we got our attire, I certainly tell them!

 

Thanks for the great service

 hurricane-white

Mike and Melissa Zuest

8-13-08

Customer's Communicate

Mai Tai Lounge takes a win over Kimo’s

May 24th, 2008

I’m now living on this island Paradise for ten years. I eat out most every night. Let me speak about some of my experiences at my local Westside eateries. I’m going to rate these restaurant bars from one to ten; ten being best. I will start this little dilatation on Front Street in Old Lahaina town.

 mai-tai My latest suggestion and highly recommended eatery is the Lahaina Mai-Tai Lounge. Simply follow this little map. It is a few doors past the old established Kimo’s and is located at 839 Front Street. This new exotic eatery is called the Lahaina Mai-Tai Lounge. It is a short walk from my MauiShirts.com showroom located on the second floor of Anchor Square on Papalaua St. The menu at the Lahaina Mai-Tai Lounge is fresh, tropical and exciting. You must try the Sweet Potato Stack. It’s fantastic with a small cost of $ 10.95. This Sweet Potato Stack is the yummiest. The restaurant is on two levels and sits cantilevered over the ocean. There is an upstairs and downstairs bar. The decor is comfortable and full of Polynesian decor and design. The ocean views are spectacular. I’ve eaten many offerings from the menu and all have been delicious. The menu is full of island favorites like Macadamia Nut Encrusted Opah and No Ka Oi Beer Battered Fish and Chips, (No Ka Oi in local Hawaiian means "Simply the Best), to mention only two. The four sushi Sushi Rolls they offer are scrumptious. The sandwiches, burgers and taco portions are large and the prices are less expensive than their neighbors for comparable entrees. I rate the Lahaina Mai Tai Lounge a solid ten. Tell ’em Mickey sent you.

My favorite place used to be Kimo’s, but lately the bartenders have become somewhat taken by some unknown proprietary interest. I think they may be encouraged by management to move you in and out of their limited quantity of bar stools as fast as possible. You can eat and drink at the bar. That is a plus for single guys and locals. The wait for a table upstairs can be excruciating. An empty or vacated bar stool, to the bartenders, and there are usually three of these proficient guys attending the bar nightly, is another tip waiting to happen.

The drinks from some of these Kimo’s guys are not consistent and sometimes weak at best. The tourist brand of their fancy tropical drinks look great with the pineapple and umbrellas attached. Their Mai Tai is better than average, with their big Tiki jug, but I’ve seen some of the pours. They are not the strongest, many a time, that’s for sure. The way they pour wine, to me, is a joke. It’s a nice big glass about half full. I think they have some wine pouring issues. I’ve seen ’em measure the wine into a small carafe and then dump the contents into your glass, making sure you do not get any chance for an over pour. No customers seem to mind. But, where I come from you received a full glass of wine for your money. At Kimo’s it looks like the glass is half empty, not half full. I am sure they would argue this. It must be the size of the glass, not the contents. Sort of like, it’s the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat.

These proficient Kimo’s bar keeps constantly fuss over you and will nab your swizzle stick or straw and toss it in the ever-ready trash bin, if you happen to rest it on the bar top for a moment while sipping your cocktail. And, they will constantly replace your drink napkin. They will remove your pupu food dishes out of your way and their way, expeditiously. I think the constant attention to cleanliness is to let you know that they are keeping an eye on you.

One thing that I find curious and somewhat disturbing is the fact that they let toddlers and kids sit and drink at the bar. So, and I’ve seen this more than once, if you want a couple of kids kneeling on their knees on the wood bar stool next to you sucking their non-alcohol, Shirley Temple drink out of a bended straw waiting for them to spill it all over the bar and into your lap and down your leg…grab you bar stool and belly up to the bar. And, be careful of what we locals call ‘stroller-burn’. These baby strollers are prevalent in this ground floor, ocean front eatery. So, don’t let one of these free wheeling kid carriages run up too close to your heels. You will be burned. If you don’t mind crying babies, screaming banshee children and kids running around, this is the place for you and your family.

The pupu menu is common and unchanged for years. The food, fish, chicken dishes are better than average. The giant portion of their legendary prime-rib is one the islands best. If price bothers you, then you best find another place. Kimo’s is not for the budget minded. I rate this place a shaky seven to eight at best.

Meandering Mickey

Customer's Communicate

The Waveshoppe (Da Kine Hawaiian Aloha) speaks with a forked tongue

January 3rd, 2008

Here is some comments found on The Waveshoppe little web site blog. The Waveshoppe’s  web site is not much of anything. He is of no consequense. He speaks about the MauiShirts.com blog. I felt I needed to expose this, so called, competitor’s Bull Shirt, after I took the time to read his made-up lies and crap, for what it really is. His comentary is simple made-up fiction. Dog poop of the first degree. First of all, I’m going to give you his web site address right here, up front. He has very little, in comparison, to offer. Every item that is offered on his web site, apples to apples, to that of MauiShirts.com’s web site, is $ 5.00 to $ 10.00 higher in price on every single listed item. So if you would like to do some price comparison shopping here it is: http://www.waveshoppe.com/. Shop at your own risk with this charlatan. The Waveshoppe  is vengeful, wicked and jealous. He is a blatant, foolish liar. He has taken comments out of context and points a finger, (I think the middle one), at me for mistreating my customers.

 

Here are the  “Wave” web site comments in order of how they appear within The Waveshoppe’s blog. All these comments were run together from the month of May, 2007. Note: I have not corrected his grammar and spelling. Nothing has been edited.

 

Quotes to follow – here are his words: “Ok I am simply floored. I was doing some phrase research on Google the other day and I ran across one of the most horrifying Blogs I have ever seen. The Blog states that it is authored Mickey Steinborn, who also indicates that he is the owner of Maui Shirts. This Blog is an atrocity, full of shameful rambling and rude comments about his customers. Now I don’t care one bit what you think about during your day to day adventures, but you should NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU or post negative comments about your customers on the Web.”

 

My reply to his comments above: First of all, the ‘rude comments”, are not about customer’s, really. The comments are  directed to the people who think they deserve to be treated as customers, but, who, indeed, have never made a purchase and simply wanted something for nothing. These people, so called customers, are not feeding me in any way. They were just wasting my time. The comments are about disgruntled people who did not read any of the easy to locate shipping and general information pages for returns, exchanges and refunds before they placed their order. In two cases their orders were canceled. There was NO SALE ! No credit card was charged. Nothing shipped. That was no transaction. These are rants to people who did not want to pay the handling, re-stocking or re-listing fee. These are people who have sent things back with little or no regard as to how they packed their return. These types of folks are the one in one thousand. 99% of my buyers, customers, are real people with honest concerns and genuine, honest comments. (Read the Yahoo Customer Feedback below this blog on the left navigation bar). The links about ordering, exchanges, returns, refunds, general information and shipping, contact MauiShirts are on the top area of all 2,500 pages of the web site. Shipping and General Information: http://www.mauishirts.com/shipping-and-general-information.html. Returns, Exchanges & Refunds: http://www.mauishirts.com/exchange-returns-help.html. No other web site places this information so readily available. No other web site offers up this information so easily and accessible.

 

You must first purchase something and be happy with your purchase to become a genuine customer. If all you want to do is try it on and buy two sizes because you refuse to belive the size charts, what am I to do? All items are hand made, one at a time, in limited quantities. If you are going to take it off my racks and then send it back all crumpled and stuffed into a bag, I have no choice but to charge for this rudeness.

 

Also, let me be perfectly clear. My blog is not to obtain customers or to solicit business. No way. The MauiShirts.com blog is there to tell it like it is. It’s In your face with pure honesty. If honesty is a negative, then I am guilty, 100%.

 

Here are his second comment about my blog from mister wave boy – The Waveshoppe :

 

“In regards to my title, when you link to a site you are giving it an endorsement and guilty by association if the recipients are doing people wrong. But you can be the judge, at the end of this post I will provide you with the address of this flea bitten dogs site, and yes, I ask that you consider removing any links you may have to his Maui Shirts dot com site. Below are is sampling from the Blog, let it be known that we do not condone nor endorse anything that Mickey Steinborn has to say.

 

They send me nasty email about my poor customer service. They point their finger at me. They shout with bold letters and complain that my customer service is poor. They go out of their way to leave negative feedback in the public forum. The say I communicate poorly. Well, when I run up a goof like this, I simply block their IP address, place their email in the spam blocker and get on with life and real people. I have tried to deal with these negative people. I try to reason with them. It’s simply a waste of my time. They are bent on screwing with me. I will not deal with people who want to bring me down to their level of incompetence.”

 

My reply to this dribble: There is nothing hateful about my response to vindictive and cruel comments from people who are unhappy because things did not go their way. I don’t usually stoop to silly name calling like The Waveshoppe, but in this case it has been much fun.  My comments come from the heart and are based in fact and truth. You are at a great loss If things do not go your way because you have not taken the time to read the information on the web site. I did not solicit these so called mean, hateful customers in any way. Nor, did I start the ball rolling. If you are mean, evil and vindictive with me, you will receive comment in return. I’ll not sit back and be slapped in the face, for no reason what-so-ever. They made the choice to shop with MauiShirts.com. They simply did not follow the simple instructions or read the information. I’ve been in business for over 50 years. I’m no spring chicken. My many successful business ventures and the MauiShirts.com success did not come from treating people without respect.

 

The MauiShirts.com web site is in the top 3% of all of Yahoo with positive customer feedback. No other web site, including the Waveshoppe web site, let’s real people have the opportunity to post their real comments. The MauiShirts.com Yahoo feedback is on the top left corner of all 2,500 pages of the MauiShirts.com web site. Read it. You will see that this, name calling The Waveshoppe, “competitor” is simply jealous and full of insulting bull shit and name calling. I can only guess that his comments come from his own frustrations and inablity to create business. The MauiShirts.com web site is a mirrored web site on Amazon.com. Amazon.com rates MauiShirts.com in positive customer feed back between 96% and 100%. If I may take a paraphrase from Abraham Lincoln. “You can satisfy all of the people some of the time. You can satisfy some of the people all of the time. But, you can not satisfy all of the people all of the time.”  

 

 

Here is the wave web site’s third piece of diatribe:
“Mickey Steinborn:”Vindictive Fat Lady with a hair ball stuck in her brain” Ok that title alone clearly demonstrates that this post is full of hate aimed at plus sized people, a clear sign that some people should not interact with others, ever.”


My reply to this laughable bull-shit. He has taken something out of context and come up with pure nonsense. There is humor within my blog. Take it at it’s face value and you are simply wrong and probably ignorant like The Waveshoppe. Don’t read between the lines. Wave dude, The Waveshoppe’s web site does not offer a single item over 2X. MauiShirts.com caters to the large size woman. My goodness, MauiShirts.com web site offers many items in large women’s sizes to Queen 3X. Wave boy is simply un-informed and probably uneducated.  And, to top it off, his quoted Mu’u Mu’u listings are selling for more than $9.00 per dress higher than the MauiShirts.com listings. Besides that, the comment he quotes was a tongue and cheek piece of sarcastic humor. You are warned from the beginning that the blog has acerbic and sarcasm writings. If you don’t get it, don’t read it with the wrong, misguided interpretation as this lame dude Da Kine Hawaiian Aloha at “Wave” web site.

 

His next and final quote and attempt to insult me. His quote is taken out of context to support his childish, boorish statements:

 

“Mickey Steinborn: “I suggest a diet or date with Richard Simmons for this fat lady before she sings. She has the word kitten in her email address. The only thing kitten about this double X size of a woman is the hair ball she swallowed when she was younger. What an attitude. Vindictive, vicious and just plain stupid. She says my exchange policy is rigid and ridiculous Wow, if I took a wild guess I would say that this guy intentionally flamed and insulted this poor customer, andon the Web of all places. We love all sizes of people! So in the name of wrapping things up, why someone would feel so compelled to say such bad things about people is probably going to remain a mystery. But when people cross the thresholds of decency and write heresies about their very own customers and allow it to propagate the Internet, something needs to be said. Myself, I do my part to help expose evil business owners, even competitors. If you are one of them evil business owners or a competitor and we are hurting your bottom line by kicking your butt in Google, just hang around, there’s a storm brewing in the West Coast. A business owner with integrity would never post stuff like that about customers, but it’s clear that integrity is not included in everyone’s DNA. If your talking smack about your customers you should redeem yourself as quick as you can, at the very least you owe your customers a sincere and formal apology. You may find this clowns trash talk at http://blog.mauishirts.com/ PLEASE DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY LINKS TO HIS BLOG OR MAUI SHIRTS WEBSITE.

 

This is the worst comment offered up from the layman Da Kine Hawaiian Aloha. It is fabricated. It is a make believe comment from one of his so-called customers, with an anonymous name. There are no postive feed back or negative feedback on the MauiShirts.com web site with “anonymous” names. Sheesh. Give me a break. The Waveshoppe is so far off base, he is out of the ball bark. It is a total farce. It is an envious piece of slander. Just for the record, no one, no link, no web site, no one, has asked that their links be removed from the MauiShirts.com web site link pages; http://www.mauishirts.com/hawaiian-links.htmlAnd. My Kudo’s page of customer’s comments and photos is all truth; http://www.mauishirts.com/kudos.html . Wave boy has nothing of this sort to guide you. Wave dude DiMartino is simply screwed up for whatever reason. He lacks the ability to tell the truth with out putting his own sorted twist on it. Most people don’t know a good deal even when it hits them in the face. Beware and be very aware of this guy. Here is his made-up comment: 

 

“Just wow… Wish I had done a little more research on this Maui Shirts company before giving in to Christmas time panic and ordering from him. I’ve worked in a service industry for 30 years, and so I know that sometimes, we must be assertive with customers. But hello, there are ways to do it with much more class and grace than this guy displays. I’m never shopping there again, and after I tap the Coconut Wireless, neither will a lot of other people. This guy is just… yikes.” 
 

My final words from all of this wave web site diatribe. I thank this wave web site for taking notice of MauiShirts.com and giving me this opportunity to make further comment. I’m glad my blog has made some waves. hehe. Pun intended. In fact I have had, up to this point, positive feed back from real people from all over the world. I have received hand written letters, emails by the dozen. My showroom in Lahaina has welcomed visitors from all over the world. Germany and Australia lately. All encourage me to keep up what I’m doing. They all had one thing in common. They liked reading my blog. They tell me that I’m one of the few, if any, who has the nerve to tell it like it is. I’m not going to hide behind fantasy, made up, make believe customer’s comments. The month of May, 2007, I’m proud to say, when the wave web site wrote his lies and bull-shit on his blog, by far, was the busiest month MauiShirts.com has ever had. Possibly I’m not the ogre the wave is making me out to be? In ten full years in this internet business, May, 2007, was the biggest grossing month to date. Now, of course, December has gone by. December did out gross May.

 

MauiShirts.com is on the Island of Maui. We do not exist on the Mainland as this wave blog suggests. We ship from Maui. We are not manufacturers as this competitor contends they are. The surf boy does not manufacture anything. The wave eludes to this on their web site that they are a manufacturer. I doubt very much if they make anything except waves. The same items he is selling on his web site are made in Hawaii by R. J. Clancey. R. J. Clancey is brand name of aloha apparel that is made in Honolulu. MauiShirts.com offers more R. J. Clancey products on one it’s 2,500 pages than the wave website offers within their entire web site. So, go ahead and believe these comments about me and my blog and my MauiShirts.com web site. It’s up to you. I am, as I have said, honest and in your face, and not afraid to tell the truth as it is. And, nothing, will dissuade me from doing so. I do not use my blog to promote business. To me, that is just simply silly. A blog is NOT to create or solicit business with false crap about yourself and how good you are, etc. I believe the blog is there for everything else. I use it to vent my frustrations from dealing with the public for over 50 years. I speak the truth. If the truth bothers you, then I’m not lost for comment. If I have offended you in any way, then you are thin skinned and probably have misinterpreted my comments, or you slapped or slandered me first. Don’t take things so seriously as the wave. Life is short. I’ve survived many close calls with death in my 65 years of life. I am a survivor of the infamous 1980 Las Vegas MGM fire and I am a recent kidney cancer survivor. I’ve lived though a car jacking, robbery and other close calls with the grim reapler.

 MauiShirts.com is a member of the Better Business Bureau. I think Da Kine Hawaiian Aloha should lodge his next bitter, abusive, diatribe with them.

Live life with Aloha, but don’t turn the other cheek.

 

Mickey Steinborn, President, MauiShirts.com, Inc.
 

Responses To Yahoo Customer Feedback

End of year …final words

December 28th, 2007

Well, the year has come to an end. 2007 was the busiest most profitable year MauiShirts.com has ever had. We passed the 30,000 shipment milestone this year. Our Amazon.com mirrored web site presence was, by far, the most successful year ever.

I want to thank our loyal customers for their repeat business and wish them Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year to them and their families. All our customer’s were sent a five day, 20% off of everything sale email last week. I hope you took advantage of it.

Yes, there were a few glitches. Like every year there are a few customers that did not receive their Christmas shipment in time. There were few who got the wrong item, color or size in their shipment box. There was one that got wet in transit. The shirt was replaced before the claim was paid to us by the Post Office.

I couldn’t tell you how many customer’s addresses we had to look up on MapQuest.com to figure out their correct zip code. I couldn’t tell you how many customer’s we had to call to get the correct address, zip code or correct phone number in order to ship their rush order via Federal Express. Believe me, there were dozens of orders with incomplete addresses. Not to mention the dozens of orders where the customer gave us the incorrect email address. How many of these wrong email address customers called the our free number or sent emails to complain they did not receive their delivery confirmation number or tracking number?

There were a half dozen folks who were quick to react and call to complain that they did not receive all their items in their shipment box. They were quick to accuse and berate. When, in fact, 100% of the time, the items were, indeed, in the shipment box. All they had to do was unfold the shirts or dresses to find all items were packed and folded into each other before they called or e-mailed their distress. These types of situations are the most disturbing emails and calls. Name calling, accusations, jumping to conclusions, because they, what, expected to be ripped off. Look before you leap. It’s a good thing to do. Sheesh. All box contents are double checked, weighed, and dully noted on each box and paperwork. We are human. We do make errors. We pay the shipping back to us and the shipping of the correct item back to you. We apologize profusely. It happens.

Then there are the folks they get all dramatic. “I was terribly disappointed” that I found a black shirt in my box when I explicitly ordered a red shirt. “You people are Idiots.” Or, how hard is it to pack one shirt in a box? You guys “suck”. Well let me say this. There over 350 different prints, many of which have similar images, yet alone similar print names, not to mention a dozen different styles. Believe me. It is very easy to screw up. No matter how hard we try, we do make mistakes.

All in all the past year was fabulous. The major amount of positive feed back was tremendous.

We ended the year with a 96% positive feed back scenario on Amazon.com. 99.8% positive feed back on eBay. And, continued to be in the top 3% of all of Yahoo with customer satisfaction in all areas. No other web site that I could find displays their customer comments on all their pages of their web site. Our Yahoo customer feedback can be found on the top left side of all 2,500 pages.

Finally, as I have said all year long. “Rush and Aloha Wear do not belong in the same sentence.”

MauiShirts.com lives in a no rush zone; Maui. Our little island paradise is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Even though poor planing on your part does not necessarily constitute an emergency on our part, we treat every single order as a rush order. MauiShirts.com is passionate about getting your order shipped out as fast as possible. No one ships any faster. No one tries harder to give you what you want when you want it.

God bless. May all your New Year’s wishes come true.

Mahalo, (Thank you),

Mickey Steinborn

President

Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah and Happy New Year !

Mele Kalikimaka and Hauoli Makahiki Hou !

www.MauiShirts.com

Customer's Communicate

A rude, misguided bigot speaks out because he didn’t get his shoes

December 21st, 2007

This is the first email of several emails. His first email was to Shop.com. His name is Dean B.
He was making an inquiry about an order that had already been canceled. The the item he thought he purchased was sold out. It should be noted that his first email was to Shop.com and not to MauiShirts.com. It also should be noted that he sent two other emails making inquiry and received the same answer three times. His order was canceled. His credit card was not charged. The pair of shoes he wanted was sold out. He simply could not grasp this simple fact. His whole argument was that he received an email from Shop.com about the receipt of his order. The email he received was a confirmation of the receipt of his order. He either did not read the email that shop.com sent him about his order being canceled or he missed it for some reason or another.  None-the-less, he became vindictive and rude to say the least before it was all done.
 

—–Original Message—–
From:   Dean B
Date:   Wednesday, July 25, 2007  12:47 PM
To:   customerservice@shop.com (customerservice@shop.com )
Cc:   mauiman@mauishirts.com (mauiman@mauishirts.com)
Subject:  Checking on an order…
 
Hello!
 

I am checking on an order I place through “shop.com” and the order is coming from Maui Shirts.  

Item number OMM-3069-11 The Wave Sandal.  Order number #5685426
 

Dean B
 

Here is the response Dean B received from Shop.com customer service:
 

SHOP.COM Customer Service wrote on 7/25/2007, 6:57 PM:
 

Dear Dean,
 
Thank you for shopping with SHOP.COM. My name is Mark Antony, your personal shopping advocate. 
 
I’ve carefully checked with your e-mail address and was able to find an order placed with the merchant “Maui Shirts” for the product “Old Maui Brand Waves Sandal, Leather Flip Flop”. We have received an update from the merchant for this order stating that “The partner store has cancelled this order because the item(s) ordered are currently out of stock”.
 
Please don’t hesitate to contact me should you have further questions or comments about your order, about some aspect of SHOP.COM, or any of the stores on SHOP.COM.
 
Sincerely,
Mark Antony
Customer Service

 

Here is customer Dean B’s response to Shop.com customer service:

 

7/25/2007,  Dean B wrote:

(It should be noted here that Dean B has already received email from Mauishirts.com and is now being vindictive.)

 

Mark, thank you for your help and professionalism.  UNFORTUNATELY, your business partner isn’t as professional.  I placed my order last Friday and I was NEVER informed by Maui Man that they had accepted an order for an item they did not have in stock.
 

Shop.com may want to reconsider their relationship with Maui Man if this is the type of customer service they provide.
 

Dean B
 

Here is Dean B’s  first email to MauiShirts.com regarding his canceled order:
 

At 02:03 PM 7/25/2007, He wrote this after receiving my email from his phone call:
 

The E-mails I received showed the order was accepted and I was given an order number with shipping costs.
 

In checking my cell phone, I called at 3:30 EST, I am sorry, most business people are in their office by 9:00 AM.
 

Funny how you mention I “used your toll free number” how fucking cheap are you that you have to write me twice mentioning using the number?  I can’t wait to show this to my Jewish girlfriend; even she is amazed how cheap some of you are when it comes to pennies.
 

Thank you for giving me a topic for my radio show; I am sure my listeners in South Florida will like knowing to stay away from maui shirts.com and someone that has an attitude like yours!  You sound like you are from New York, you should be down here with the rest of the jerks instead of polluting Hawaii.
 

Dick head, learn a little customer service.
 

Here is his second email regarding his order and after he read my blog.
 

At 02:08 PM 7/25/2007, Dean B continued to write in another email:
It is obvious you have major issues that you have to write about so many upset customers.  One thing in common with these complaints is YOU!!!!!!

Note: this email was in giant type face and bold font.

 

 

Here is MauiShirts.com first response to the customer’s telephone call and to his rude email:
It should be noted here that the customer already knew his order was canceled and that his credit card was never charged over 5 days earlier.
 

MauiShirts.com  wrote on 7/25/2007, 7:40 PM:
 

Aloha,
 

Your order was canceled on July 20th !!
If Shop.com did not inform of this, it is not my fault in any way. It is an automatic response from Shop.com.
 
Your order was never accepted. Your credit card was never charged. Your order was canceled the same day it was received.
 

What is your complaint?
 

You used my toll free number to call before business hours. I returned your phone call with an email earlier today.
 

MauiShirts.com has no control of how Shop.com handles canceled orders.
 

The item you wanted was sold out. It is that simple.
 

 

Here is the next email to Dean B. after another rant from him:

 

(Email to Dean B)
In response to his email about my Blog:
 

Aloha,
 

What about my Blog? If you have a comment about the blog, why don’t you put it there?
That’s what blogs are for.  Yikes.  What is your problem? You have made no transaction. There was no sale.
 

I have NO CONTROL HOW SHOP.COM informs its customers. Why can’t you get that in your head?
 

Why don’t you shout at them? (Shop.com)  – Note his previous email was in 24pt type all in caps.

 

PS: MauiShirts.com no longer advertises on Shop.com. The experience was horrible. Their customer service sucks. They never answer emails from my data management department and never returned several phone calls. MauiShirts.com is no longer affiliated with Shop.com and is greatly appreciative of this fact.   
 

What complaints? (I go on…) , You mention complaints about MauiShirts.com? Are you nuts? I’m in the top 3% of all of Yahoo.
 

My customer’s positive feedback is on the upper left hand top of all 2,500 pages of the main web site. There is not a web site on this planet that let’s people know what everyone else is saying. I can not edit it. It is totally controlled by Yahoo. I can’t even comment.
 

I think you need a good stiff Mai Tai., Mickey

 

 

And here is the final response to the customer Dean B. There were a couple of other ranting emails from this customer.

(Here is the final Email to Dean B that sums up all that has transpired from him and his rants)  07/25/2007
 

AlooooooHA,
 

You have brought out some great stuff here.  Had you not been so argumentative, hard-headed this would not have been as much fun.
 

Thank you for (this) more blog copy. I really needed something new to give my readers. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
 

You are, by far, the best to date. In my 50 years in business I’ve never come across such silliness. I love it. All over an order that never took place, misdirected blame, vindictive attitude and fowl language. This is great stuff.
 

Might I humbly suggest that you seek anger management help? You are the quintessential bigot. Money and Jewishness is not an equation except to the small minded bigot.
 

The only dick-head I suspect is you; that is if you still have one; a dick that is.
 
10 A.M. is the time my assistant arrives. It is her job to answer the phone. My hours are sun up to sun down, 7 days a week. I’m busy with customer’s orders, email and packing 7 days a week. I don’t normally answer the phone. I’m an Internet business. My doors are never open to the public unless by appointment.
 

Customer Service! Sheesh.  You have to be a customer to earn customer service. You are not a customer and have never been a customer. What makes you think you were a customer? Are you that thick headed? I think yes. There was never a transaction.  You never purchased anything.
 

The toll free number is a message service. It records your phone number and accepts your message. That’s all it is.  I mentioned it in my email only because that’s how your phone call was received. I have other phone numbers.  Money is not an issue here. How could it be?
You haven’t spent penny one. 
 

You have been out-of-line and misguided since you started this whole debacle. You continue to beat the dead horse.  
I’ve been nothing but nice to you. I’ve tried very hard to make you understand, but you continue to find something un-said between the lines and something to whip.
 

Send me a tape of your radio show. How fun! I’d bet it’s on the air during the wee hours of the morning or late at night so you can use your fowl mouth and berate that which never needed berating to begin with.  
 

Thank you again for this wonderful conversation. I feel blessed.
 

PS: My sincere condolences to your “Jewish” girl friend.
 

Mickey
 

Responses To Yahoo Customer Feedback

Alternate choice selection is a great success

November 22nd, 2007

I want to take this time to thank all the customers who actually read the information provided for everyone about availability issues. Many folks, since I asked everyone to select alternate choices in the Men’s cotton shirts and the boy’s and girl’s items, have, indeed, done so. This has prevented us from shipping many partial orders and has made many people very happy.

The concept is simple, really. There are thousands of choices. The numbers are staggering. The MauiShirts.com web site is approaching 3,000 pages deep. MauiShirts.com offers more selection of ‘Made in and Shipped from Hawaii’ apparel than anyone, anywhere. It is virtually impossible to stock all items for immediate shipment in every color, in every size, in every print and every style ALL OF THE TIME. It is impossible for the Honolulu factories to do this and it is impossible for MauiShirts.com to do this. Because so many of you on the Mainland are in a rush, it has become imperative to inform you of this simple fact. There is a toll free number to call. It can be found on the bottom area of all pages of the web site if you want to check stock before you place your on-line order. Select alternate colors or prints. You will be glad you did. Many people have done this. The truth is that only a small percentage of orders ever receive the alternate choices. The bulk of all orders ship with the first selections.

There are over 7,000 garments now hanging in my showroom in Lahaina, Maui. MauiShirts.com is now processing as many as 50 orders per day, 7 days a week. We are shipping over 2,000 or more garments per month. The web site is manually updated every day through out the day, 365 days a year, to reflect sales, exchange and returns. 97% of all returns are for exchanges. (This is because I still can not get folks to use the size charts – the size charts are accurate). Very few customers return items for refund. We are always attempting to let folks know what remains in stock 24 hours a day. NO OTHER WEB SITE DOES THIS. It is a daunting task, but there is no other way. Because things are made in such small quantities, this is the only way to keep the items remaining in stock updated – manually. There is no software to do this. At least none off the shelf. It would cost thousands of dollars to write some custom software to constantly update inventories. Most folks do not know this, but MauiShirts.com has listings on eBay, Amazon.com, Shop.com and other sources. Things can sell out overnight. One on-line order from a wedding party, a convention gathering or luau can wipe out an entire print in existing inventory.

Anything not in immediate hanging stock can be ordered as long as fabric remains available. The only glitch is that you can not be in a rush. There is NO additional cost to make something for you. The wait can be a few days to longer than 8 weeks.

Happy Holidays, Mickey

Customer's Communicate

One Angry Customer speaks out…

September 22nd, 2007

You will love this one.

 

Here is an Amazon.com customer with two email addresses. She placed an order on July 3rd and expected delivery in 2 days. July 3rd was a Thursday before the 4th of July Holiday weekend. When her dress did not arrive within two days she began a tirade of rude and abusive emails.

 

She said in her emails that she had placed many orders with MauiShirts.com. And, that her aunt and her mother were also customers. The fact is that she never purchased anything at any time from MauiShirts.com. I doubt that her mom or her aunt purchased anything either.
The dress she purchased was sold out the day before she ordered it. The Amazon.com listing was updated the next morning. Her transaction was refunded the day of her purchase.
By default, Amazon.com sends an automatic email to there customers when their order is canceled or refunded by their associate merchants. MauiShirts.com has no control or input in this type of situation.

 

The customer did not read her email from one of her email addresses. There is no way that Amazon.com would not have sent this customer an email. She simply did not read it. I replied to her four times, explaining that the dress was sold out and her transaction was canceled and refunded within hours after she placed the order. She sent several emails threatening to report me to the Better Business Bureau about how bad my customer service was. She also promised to go out of her way to make sure all her friends did not shop with MauiShirts.com.

 

Rather than bore you with her tirades, I have enclosed my last email to her along with her last email to me, which is, by far, the worst email from a customer, I have ever received. Warning. Not for the faint of heart or underage readers. 

 

Here is a copy of my last email to her:

 

Aloha,

 

Thank you for furnishing the email address that you used when you placed your single order with Amazon.com.

 

I have searched the main web sites, MauiShirts.com, Shop.com, EBay and the Amazon.com web site with both of your email addresses spanning 365 days. I find only one order.

 

I note that this single ORDER # 105-7599236-1375622 was canceled some days ago. The item you selected was not in stock.

 

If you, your mother or your aunt did not receive a confirmation of your orders when you placed your orders with Amazon.com, then it is an issue you may want to communicate to Amazon.com customer service. Amazon.com automatically sends confirmations when all orders are received as well as notices when orders are canceled and refunded. MauiShirts.com does not have anything to do with Amazon.com order confirmations and notices. These tasks are automated and are the sole responsibility of Amazon.com.

 

MauiShirts.com does not see your credit card data or process your credit card charge monies in any way, shape or form. MauiShirts.com is not privy to this sort of data. MauiShirts.com does not process your order.  Amazon.com authorizes your credit card data to determine the validity of your transaction. Once they determine your credit card is valid, they forward the order on to MauiShirts.com for fulfillment. Amazon.com does not actually capture your funds, charge your credit card, until MauiShirts.com verifies the shipment of your order.

 

If you did not receive the automatic response from Amazon.com when your order was canceled, you should take this up with Amazon.com as well.

 

No where in the Seller’s Policy, published on all Amazon.com listings,  does MauiShirts.com offer one or two day service. In fact, as it states, in clear and easy to understand language, in the Sellers Policy information and Shipping Information, that we ship from an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean; Maui. No such service is available, nor would it be offered. The standard processing time for ALL Amazon.com orders is 3 to 5 days, sometimes 7 days, depending on the day the order is received on Maui. The only time an order would ship the same day it is received, is when the order is received on Maui, before 10 a.m. Maui time, and the item/s are hanging in immediate stock.

 
It is impossible to stock every item, in every size, in every color, in every style all of the time. There is a toll free number, easily found on all listings to check the status of an order or to check available stock. This information and more, can be found on easy to locate tabs created by Amazon.com on all MauiShirts.com listings on Amazon.com.

 

I have forwarded  your communications to Dustin Caldwell, Amazon.com data management. He will handle your claims with any further information you need as necessary. I have instructed Mr. Dustin Caldwell to forward your emails on to Amazon.com Merchant Relations for further review if you continue to make unnecessary demands and take this tact of harassment.

 

MauiShirts.com will not accept any orders from either of your two email addresses from this point forward. I am not accustomed to this type of treatment of shouting and unwarranted demands. As president of this corporation, I have the right to do business with whom I want. I do not want to do business with you.

 

Please do not reply to this email. I will not see it. I have blocked your email addresses. Unfortunately I can no longer spend any more of my time with
your unwarranted demands and rants. I’m extremely busy, 7 days a week, answering email, and fulfilling 50 to 100 orders per day from reasonable people.

 

If you have anything further to add or to discuss,
please contact Dustin Caldwell at Dustin@mauishirts.com

 
Mickey Steinborn
President,
MauiShirts.com, Inc.
www.MauiShirts.com

 
copy of actual email from the Amazon.com customer:

 

Note: The word Lual, I think, is Ebonics for Luau

 
TO HELL WITH YOU,
 
I WILL NEVER DO BUSINESS WITH MAUI SHIRTS EVER AGAIN. I HAVE ANOTHER LUAL FUNCTION LATER THIS YEAR. I WILL DEFINITELY INFORM ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO BE WEARY OF YOUR COMPANY, MAUI SHIRTS.  I WILL INFORM THEM OF YOUR RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL ATTITUDE TOWARDS ITS CUSTOMERS.
 
TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT DID NOT  RECEIVE A CONFIRMATION NUMBER AS PROMISED VIA EMAIL PER AMAZON.COM/MAUI SHIRTS.
 
I COULD REALLY GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT HOW BUSY YOU ARE. ITS PART OF A BUSINESS, ‘MR. PRESIDENT”
 
AS FAR AS YOU STATING YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH ME. I DON’T WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOUR ASS EITHER!!!!! I DONT GIVE A FUCK.  I ALSO AM NOT ACCUSTOMED TO RUDE ASS BUSINESS OWNERS NOT HELPING CUSTOMERS AND GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PROBLEM TO KEEP THEM AS A CUSTOMER.
 
OH AND BY THE WAY, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT REPLYING TO THIS EMAIL BECAUSE I HAVE BLOCKED YOUR ASS AS WELL.
 
I HOPE OTHER CUSTOMERS REALIZE YOUR RUDE ASS BEHAVIOR AND DISCONTINUE BUSINESS WITH YOUR COMPANY.
 
LIKE I SAID IN A THE PREVIOUS EMAIL. I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BBB. 
 
“SIGNED”
 
PISSED OFF

Responses To Yahoo Customer Feedback